Unfiltered Dog Candles

Rude & Funny Dog Candles

Not all dog candles are sentimental — some are just brutally honest.

The Rude & Funny Dog Candle Collection is for dog people who know the truth: dogs are messy, smelly, chaotic… and absolutely worth it. These candles celebrate the real side of dog ownership with unapologetic humour, cheeky wording, and designs that are disturbingly accurate.

Each candle is poured into a clean white jar, scented with smooth French Vanilla, and designed to make you laugh, nod in agreement, and possibly feel seen. From dog breath to zoomies, these candles capture the everyday realities of life with dogs — without pretending it’s all roses and rainbows.

Perfect as a funny dog gift, housewarming present, or a treat for yourself, these candles are made for people who love their dogs but aren’t afraid to joke about it.

• French Vanilla scent

• Hand-poured and hand-printed in Australia

• Designed by Dogsy & Co

• Made in small batches

• Funny, rude, and proudly relatable

Light one when your dog is driving you mad. Or when you miss them. Or when you just need a laugh.

Because loving dogs doesn’t mean taking them — or yourself — too seriously.