Don’t Eat That! Candle

Don’t Eat That! Candle

A bold whiff of bin, bones, and broken dreams

This candle is unapologetically funny, slightly rude, and painfully accurate — just like life with a dog. Designed for dog people who appreciate dark humour, honesty, and laughing through the chaos.

Poured into a clean white jar and scented with smooth French Vanilla, this candle makes the perfect funny dog gift, housewarming present, or conversation starter for anyone who lives with dogs (and the mess, smells, and madness that come with them).

Whether it’s dog breath, zoomies, or general canine nonsense, these candles capture the everyday realities of dog ownership in the funniest possible way.

• 310g soy blend wax candle in high-quality white jar
• French Vanilla scent
• Natural bamboo lid included
• Beautiful warm glow when lit
• Hand-poured and hand-printed in Australia
• Made in small batches
• Dimensions: 10.5 cm high × 8 cm diameter

Designed by Dogsy & Co. Hand-printed and hand-poured in Australia.