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Mr Weiner Wears Budgie Smugglers™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Drinks Wine™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Policeman™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Rides a Bike™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Is a King™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Doctor™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner The Rock Star Famous Singer™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner The Sommelier™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Salsa Dancer™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner The Dealer™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner In the Bikie Gang™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Hits the Town™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Soccer Star™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner The Yogi / Dogi™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner The Lost The Dogs ™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner In Drag™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Relaxes on Deckchair™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Superhero™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Goes on a Plane™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Photographer™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Special Agent™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Had a Big Night Out™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Bombs into the Pool™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Movie Star Hollywood™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt
Mr Weiner
THE MR WEINER RETRO COLLECTION
New Mr Weiner drops every week
Meet Mr Weiner — long, confident, and fully aware of it.
With the unmistakable shape of a sausage dog and the attitude of someone who’s never apologised for taking up space, Mr Weiner is a hot-dog-bodied icon who does life his own way. He surfs, dances, works, parties, and occasionally makes questionable fashion choices — all with the same unbothered energy.
Mr Weiner doesn’t explain himself. He just shows up, sunglasses on, doing important things (or absolutely nothing of importance at all). Whether he’s holding a briefcase, a martini, or zero regrets, this long-bodied legend approaches every moment with confidence and style.
Inspired by the attitude and iconic shape of the dachshund, the Mr Weiner Collection celebrates individuality, humour, and leaning fully into what makes you different. Each artwork features the same instantly recognisable character, caught mid-moment doing what he does best: being unapologetically himself.
Hang him. Wear him. Gift him.
Just don’t try to shorten him.
Mr Weiner™
Long. Confident. Zero Woofs Given.