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Neapolitan Mastiff Dog Attitude Tshirt Funny Breed Definition Tee
$49.95
100% DROOPY
Standing very still,
thinking very deeply,
melting slowly.
100% DROOPY
[nee-uh-pol-i-tn mas-tif] noun
DEFINITION: A walking pile of wrinkles with a surprisingly soft heart. Calm, loyal, and deeply attached to their people. Moves slowly, guards quietly, and drools enthusiastically. Will protect the house, then nap like its exhausting work.
- WRINKLE ICON
- SLOW MOTION
- QUIET GUARD
- OBEYS TRUST
- NAP DEPENDENT