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Mastiff Dog Attitude Tshirt Funny Breed Definition Tee
$49.95
100% HEAVY
Standing very close,
leaning with intention,
forgetting personal space exists.
100% HEAVY
[mas-tif] noun
DEFINITION: A living weighted blanket with a guardian instinct. Calm, loyal, and deeply attached to their people. Prefers slow movement, quiet confidence, and being physically touching you at all times. Will protect first, nap second.
- GIANT BODY
- SOFT HEART
- LEANING EXPERT
- OBEYS TRUST
- COUCH DEPENDENT