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Great Dane Dog Attitude Tshirt Funny Breed Definition Tee
$49.95
100% GIANT
Taking up space,
forgetting their size,
sitting on you anyway.
100% GIANT
[grayt dayn] noun
DEFINITION: A gentle giant with zero spatial awareness. Calm, affectionate, and convinced they are a lap dog. Moves carefully, loves deeply, and leans heavily when showing affection. Will guard the house, then fall asleep mid-cuddle.
- HUGE BODY
- SOFT HEART
- NO AWARENESS
- OBEYS LOVE
- COUCH DEPENDENT