Mr Weiner

THE MR WEINER RETRO COLLECTION

New Mr Weiner drops every week

Meet Mr Weiner — long, confident, and fully aware of it.

With the unmistakable shape of a sausage dog and the attitude of someone who’s never apologised for taking up space, Mr Weiner is a hot-dog-bodied icon who does life his own way. He surfs, dances, works, parties, and occasionally makes questionable fashion choices — all with the same unbothered energy.

Mr Weiner doesn’t explain himself. He just shows up, sunglasses on, doing important things (or absolutely nothing of importance at all). Whether he’s holding a briefcase, a martini, or zero regrets, this long-bodied legend approaches every moment with confidence and style.

Inspired by the attitude and iconic shape of the dachshund, the Mr Weiner Collection celebrates individuality, humour, and leaning fully into what makes you different. Each artwork features the same instantly recognisable character, caught mid-moment doing what he does best: being unapologetically himself.

Hang him. Wear him. Gift him.
Just don’t try to shorten him.

Mr Weiner™
Long. Confident. Zero Woofs Given.