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Mr Weiner The Dog Walker™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Nurse™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Mafia™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Plays Basketball™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Kicking Tyres™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Prisoner™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Sunbakes™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner In Hawaii™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Is his Sunday Best™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner In his Ferrari™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Formula One Driver™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner The Pilot™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Mug Shot™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Wars his Mankini with Pride™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Manchester United Fan™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner The Mechanic™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner The Golfer™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner DJ™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Football Player™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Plays Baseball ™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Plays Tennis™ Funny Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Says Hi™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Wins the World Surfing Title™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt -
Mr Weiner Goes on Holidays™ Funny Dachshund T‑Shirt
Mr Weiner
THE MR WEINER RETRO COLLECTION
New Mr Weiner drops every week
Meet Mr Weiner — long, confident, and fully aware of it.
With the unmistakable shape of a sausage dog and the attitude of someone who’s never apologised for taking up space, Mr Weiner is a hot-dog-bodied icon who does life his own way. He surfs, dances, works, parties, and occasionally makes questionable fashion choices — all with the same unbothered energy.
Mr Weiner doesn’t explain himself. He just shows up, sunglasses on, doing important things (or absolutely nothing of importance at all). Whether he’s holding a briefcase, a martini, or zero regrets, this long-bodied legend approaches every moment with confidence and style.
Inspired by the attitude and iconic shape of the dachshund, the Mr Weiner Collection celebrates individuality, humour, and leaning fully into what makes you different. Each artwork features the same instantly recognisable character, caught mid-moment doing what he does best: being unapologetically himself.
Hang him. Wear him. Gift him.
Just don’t try to shorten him.
Mr Weiner™
Long. Confident. Zero Woofs Given.